i have a giant body pillow that sort of looks like an uncircumcised cock. it also has a label on it that says, ‘butter soft.’ neither of these things were made aware to me until months after i had been cuddling with it every night, and now i can’t lay with the thing without thinking about some giant white man’s dick all greased up in butter; it’s not very pleasant. i haven’t been in my bed for a couple of days, and now as i’m studying in it, i’ve made something of a nest with all my blankets and pillows. the body pillow has spent days pressed against my heating pipes, and with the addition of being flesh-temperatured, the junk comparison is probably the closest it’ll ever be. i’m utterly disgusted with it, but it’s so damn comfortable (and warm, now, too.)
things i think about while studying spanish…
